I DIDN’T know whether to feel worried or proud when my GP told me my PSA count was the highest he had ever seen.
The bad news was PSA stands for prostate specific antigen, a protein produced by the prostate gland (the walnut-shaped gland which sits below the bladder and around the urethra) and is seen as an early sign of cancer.
The good news was that the test quite often produces false results, with false positives worrying patients who don’t have cancer and, more alarmingly, false negatives giving an incorrect all-clear.
I had raised the question of prostate problems with my GP about a year earlier as I was going to the toilet often during the night but without other symptoms.
It sounded like benign prostate enlargement where the prostate becomes squashed against the bladder so it can’t empty completely.
He examined me, confirmed my prostate was enlarged, not particularly abnormal in a man of my age, 68, so booked me a hospital appointment for further tests.
When I arrived at Addenbrooke’s hospital in Cambridge a fortnight later, the consultant confirmed it was probable I was suffering from prostate cancer and sent me for an MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) scan and a CT (computerised tomography) scan to see what was going on.
Both involved lying still in a sort of space capsule while my body was scanned with magnetic and radio waves, in the case of MRI, and X-rays after I’d been given a radioactive injection for the CT scan.
Between them they built up a comprehensive picture of my insides which confirmed any cancer I might have in my prostate had not spread.
A nurse had already told me my PSA score of 31 was well above a normal reading of 0-4 but my young GP must have been relatively inexperienced if it was the highest he had seen as she had seen patients registering a PSA in the thousands.
I was too intrigued by all this to be worried and may also have been helped by the fact both my parents were doctors who spent most of their working lives in the NHS.
The consultants I saw at Addenbrooke’s also seemed very competent and relaxed. There were even a few moments of great amusement. The first came when I was given a pamphlet about the biopsy where tissue samples are taken and sent away to a lab for analysis.
“Before the procedure starts, you will be changed into a gown,” it said. “Please make sure you turn me back into a human being after,” I said to the nurse.
Then after the biopsies were done the consultant asked if I had any questions. “One question occurred to me while you were filming and snipping,” I said. “Do you enjoy your work?” He laughed and confirmed he did enjoy the time he spent looking up people’s rear ends, then the nurse told me I could change back into my own clothes.
“We’ll draw a screen while you change,” she said. This time I was the one who laughed. All three people with me, the consultant, the nurse and a trainee nurse, had spent the last 15 minutes staring up my bottom.
It seemed a funny time to be worried about my modesty. When the biopsy results came through, they confirmed the cancer and I was immediately prescribed hormone tablets and, later, a slow-release implant to suppress testosterone production.
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