DEADPOOL, AKA Ryan Reynolds, wants men everywhere to touch themselves. Why? He may be the filthiest superhero ever but he has a very good reason this time...
"Dude, searching for some sexy, sexy time?" Deadpool says to all the men watching.
"Touching yourself could also save your life, without making you blind."
The sassy superhereo may, by his own admission, look like a giant "testicle with teeth", but he also wants men to check their own low hangers for cancer in support of UK testicular cancer charity Ballboys.org.
See, Ryan Reynolds' alter ego is really a nice guy underneath all the leather and lewd comments. Well, kind of.
Brace yourselves for more filth from Deadpool coming up below...
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(WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENCE, SEX AND ADULT LANGUAGE)
While we're on the subjecy, Reynolds isn't the only actor who is shocking audiences with his latest big screen character.
Lovely little Daniel Radcliffe revealed yesterday that his erection is exactly like a smooth broom handle. We're pretty sure he was talking about his outrageous new film Swiss Army Man.
Reynolds, meanwhile, is about to bring his foul-mouthed comic book hero to cinemas everywhere in the adults-only Deadpool.
The film has already generated huge online excitement with its X-rated trailer and filthy poster with an extremely rude tagline.
I look like a giant testicle with teeth
"The cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain," he deadpans. "All things I can live without."
The former Special Forces operative undergoes a rogue experimental process which leaves him with accelerated healing powers and incredible abilities.
And really, REALLY ugly...
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WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENCE AND ADULT LANGUAGE
"Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructable," he groans. "And completely…unfuckable."
Deadpool then turns on the sinister forces who turned him into an indestructable killing machine and wreaks some havoc and vengeance of his own.
Heads explode, blood splatters and Deadpool turns the air blue with X-rated aplomb.
"Uhh, I'm touching myself tonight," he says after one particularly bloody encounter.
Deadpool says Touch yourself. No ifs, no butts..' |
He may have superpowers but he looks like a 'testicle with teeth' |
Which brings us back to the point, ahem, in hand. Deadpool's new infomercial supports Ballboys.org.uk.
"Ballboys raises awareness and educate's the population (not just the guys) on the facts, figures and issues of testicular cancer," says the UK charity's official site.
"We provide easy access to resources and information to ayone who is concerned about, or directly affected by testicular cancer.
"Testicular cancer is one of the most common cancers in young men aged 15-49 years old, but it is the mosy curable if detected early.
"Our aim is to educate men everywhere on how to check themselves for signs of testicular cancer and what to do next if worried."
Deadpool is out in UK cinemas on February 10.
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