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Star Wars lightsaber battle with glowing CONDOMS on their penis is the RUDEST video ever

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THE FORCE is strong, long and possibly ribbed as STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS inspires an X-rated French advert showing two young men with glowing condoms on their privates.</div>
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The juvenile Jedi knights are shown having a VERY unusual lightsaber battle.</div>
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We dread to think what Master Yoda would say.</div>
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The adverts stars in pitch darkness, before one and then two glowing green weapons appear at waist-height.</div>
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Yes, it really looks like two lads are using phosphorescent condoms over their penises to recreate an iconic movie scene.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Star Wars fever strikes back in the strangest ways...</td></tr>
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It’s the Star Wars battle you never thought you’d see. Complete with authentic lightsaber whooshing sounds, the duel gathers pace.</div>
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It puts a whole new hilarious spin on the idea of teenage boys and their 'sword fights,' but it all comes to a less than glorious end when the door is flung open.</div>
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Two naked and VERY embarrassed boys are revealed standing there as one of the fathers looks in.</div>
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"What are you doing? " the poor man asks.</div>
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Seriously, what kind of rubbish parent is he? Clearly, he's not a Star Wars fan.</div>
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Actually, this is pretty tame, compared with the genuinely <a href="http://newsnewsblog.blogspot.com/2015/12/why-everyone-is-watching-this-xxx-rated.html" rel="tag" target="_blank">X-rated Star Wars porn film that is scandalising fans.</a></div>
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It turns put that the clever spoof is actually promoting a French mobile phone company, Wiko.</div>
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Their latest range includes a glow in the dark mobile phone.</div>
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The prophylactic part comes in because they are offering free condoms with every order. </div>
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Star Wars lightsaber battle with glowing CONDOMS on their penis is the RUDEST video ever

THE FORCE is strong, long and possibly ribbed as STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS inspires an X-rated French advert showing two young men with ...

Injured war hero to be given a NEW PENIS in pioneering transplant

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">An American soldier is set to be the first person in the US to receive a penis transplant</td></tr>
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A WOUNDED military veteran is about to make history with a groundbreaking treatment.</div>
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Doctors at the John Hopkins University in Baltimore, Maryland are to give a young solider, horrifically injured in a bomb blast, a penis transplant - in operation that's the first of its kind in the US.</div>
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The surgeons expect the organ, which was provided by a deceased donor, to be working in a matter of MONTHS. </div>
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Although the penis is not expected to be entirely fully functional, the soldier should be able to develop urinary function, sensation and even the ability to have sex.</div>
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Dr W P Andrew Lee, the chairman of plastic and reconstructive surgery at Johns Hopkins said it wasn’t an unrealistic goal for the men receiving transplants to have the potential to father children.</div>
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John Hopkins University has given permission to doctors to provide 60 injured servicemen the chance to have transplants.</div>
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Results of the experimental penis transplant could set a precedent and the university will make a decision as to whether to continue offering the surgery to more men, with doctors optimistic about their success.</div>
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From 2001 to 2013, over 1,300 men - nearly all under the age of 35 - returned home from operation in Iraq and Afghanistan with pelvic injuries, according to the Department of Defense Trauma registry.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Over 1,300 American men returned back from service from 2001-2013 with pelvic injuries</td></tr>
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Penis transplants have only been attempted twice before - a failed attempt in China in 2006 and a successful surgery in South Africa in 2014. The man recently became a father after having his penis amputated from a botched circumcision.</div>
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The transplant itself takes around 12 hours and is incredibly meticulous, with the surgeon having to stitch together major blood vessels and nervous underneath a microscope. </div>
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If the penis ‘takes’ to the recipient, sexual function will be possible once the nerves grow in to the transplant - at a rate of about one inch a month. </div>
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Immediately after, for a few weeks, the men will use a catheter to drain urine. They will also need to take anti-rejection medication for the rest of their lives.</div>
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The doctors highlight the psychological impact of these wounds during service. </div>
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Dr Lee, the chairman of plastic and reconstructive surgery at Johns Hopkins said: “These genitourinary injuries are not things we hear about or read about very often.</div>
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“I think one would agree it is as devastating as anything that our wounded warriors suffer, for a young man to come home in his early 20s with the pelvic area completely destroyed.”</div>
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John Hopkins plans to cover the cost of the first transplant, estimated to be about £130,000 to £260,000 and have asked the US Defense Department to fund more operations. </div>

Injured war hero to be given a NEW PENIS in pioneering transplant

An American soldier is set to be the first person in the US to receive a penis transplant A WOUNDED military veteran is about to make...

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