THE FORCE is strong, long and possibly ribbed as STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS inspires an X-rated French advert showing two young men with glowing condoms on their privates.
The juvenile Jedi knights are shown having a VERY unusual lightsaber battle.
We dread to think what Master Yoda would say.
The adverts stars in pitch darkness, before one and then two glowing green weapons appear at waist-height.
Yes, it really looks like two lads are using phosphorescent condoms over their penises to recreate an iconic movie scene.
WATCH THE CHEEKY STAR WARS ADVERT NEXT:
It’s the Star Wars battle you never thought you’d see. Complete with authentic lightsaber whooshing sounds, the duel gathers pace.
It puts a whole new hilarious spin on the idea of teenage boys and their 'sword fights,' but it all comes to a less than glorious end when the door is flung open.
Two naked and VERY embarrassed boys are revealed standing there as one of the fathers looks in.
"What are you doing? " the poor man asks.
Seriously, what kind of rubbish parent is he? Clearly, he's not a Star Wars fan.
Actually, this is pretty tame, compared with the genuinely X-rated Star Wars porn film that is scandalising fans.
It turns put that the clever spoof is actually promoting a French mobile phone company, Wiko.
Their latest range includes a glow in the dark mobile phone.
The prophylactic part comes in because they are offering free condoms with every order.
"Bleu sacre," as dear old Yoda would say…
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