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RUSSELL KANE is more outrageous than ever as he compares modern porn to drugs – and don’t get him started on fetishes – in our exclusive clip from his new live show DVD. (WARNING: ADULT CONTENT)
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not anti-pornography”, Kane is quick to point out.
“I’m just putting it in the same category as a bit of skunk weed or a little bit of booze.”
“Too much too young is going to damage your brain”.
And this is just the opening salvo of a hilariously naughty monologue on the joys and perils of our modern vices.
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It’s completely below the belt, literally, but something we are all aware of. If not necessarily personally…
Kane throws in a jaunty flex of the forearm he calls a swan, before he dives back in.
“In my generation, we had dial-up,” he wryly remembers. “You had to work for it.
“It might be fifteen minutes until you got an areola - if you were lucky.”
Kane takes us back to the dark days when phone calls cut the internet connection – especially frustrating when you were desperately waiting for a naughty peek or two.
He remembers begging his mum not to call her friend at an urgent moment.
“I’m nearly on nipple here,” he cries.
Russell’s boundless energy and banter carries him on with woes of pre-internet pleasures.
“Women with staples in their faces, manual porn, analog…”
This is just a taster for what audiences can expect on his Right Man, Wrong Age national tour next year. (PLEASE NOTE: FULL TOUR DATES AND INFORMATION AT END OF ARTICLE)
Funny man Russell Kane is best known as the host of three series of BBC3's Live At The Electric and his work on Big Brother’s Big Mouth.
He has also made regular appearances on Live At Apollo, Unzipped, Celebrity Juice and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Now!
The hi-octane comic was also nominated four times for the prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Awards before finally winning Best Show in 2010.
Not one to shy away from the weird and wonderful, Russell quickly finds himself chatting about specialist porn. As you do…
“Cross-eyed porn, could you imagine that? Bet it exists, you know,” he says.
Kane’s crazy imagination delves deeper into that weird and wonderful world as he impersonates the lady in question.
“Is that what you like is it? Is that what you want? I’ll look at you and your mate at the same time”.
Whichever way you look at it, it’s very rude, rather inappropriate and guiltily funny.
Russell Kane ‘Live’ is now available to own on Digital Download and DVD on Amazon
For Russell’s “Right Man, Wrong Age” 2016 tour dates and locations go to: www.russellkane.co.uk/gigs/
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