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| Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson talk lady-scaping |
REBEL WILSON leads 50 Shades star Dakota Johnson far astray in the shocking trailer for How To Be Single packed with t*t punches, sausage wallets and lady-scaping.
Dakota Johnson is making a habt of starring in sexually provocative films – although we prefer to see them as 'educational.'
We honestly did NOT know what a sausage wallet was but if you put your filthy thinking cap on, we're sure you can figure it out, too.
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Dakota Johnson must be used to a high level of filth and sexual innuendo after her starring turn as Anastasia Steel in Fifty Shades of Grey.
Hell, she even got trussed up naked in an S&M sling in the video for The Weekend's hit Earned It from the filthy film. But we're sure Rebel Wilson still taught her a thing or two here.
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| Nobody wants to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway down there... |
Rebel Wilson is at her raucous best as as Robin, a fearlessly confident lady determined to teach her friends her successful and sexually aggressive ways.
In the romantic comedy How To Be Single, Robin lends her skills as the crazy mentor on all things X-rated to her newly separated best friend Alice (Johnson).
Robin instructs her shocked female pals that their ‘sausage wallets’ can be shamelessly used to get free drinks. Nope, this film is not at all politically correct.
Memorably she also stresses the importance of lady-scaping, because 'Nobody wants to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway do they?"
Quite...
The hilarious trailer shows that Fifty Shades of Grey star Dakota Johnson is not so smooth without her Christian Grey (aka Jamie Dornan) around.
After a tough break up, Dakota is out on an adorably awkward discovery to learn how to talk to guys in bars, handle hooking up with a crush, and on how to cherish her single status.
All the while, Rebel is there to instruct on the girl-guy number of drinks rule and the pitfalls of using an emoji – which will earn you a t*t punch.
Ouch. But also exteremely handy advice for any of us struggling with the scary scenery of singledom.
Comedy veteran Leslie Mann and Alison Brie also join this girl gang on the journey through single New York.
These classy ladies are ready to take on the town despite hangovers, guys with fetishes (apparently quite common these days), and their past loves.
Robin is an endless font of advice on how to use boobs as payment and take hangover cure tips form babies.
We kid you not.
Based on all these shennanigans, Dakota Johnson could probably show her Fifty Shades characters a thing or two by the time the sequel, Fifty Shades Darker rolls around on February 10, 2017.
Rebel Wilson, meanwhile has been busy working on The Brothers Grimsby, a comedy spy caper with Sacha Baron Cohen, Mark Strong, Isla Fisher, Annabelle Wallis, Penélope Cruz and Ian McShane. The film is scheduled to be released on March 4.
She will also be returning as the inimitable Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect 3 in 2017.
How To Be Single is based on the novel of the same name by Liz Tuccillo.
How to Be Single hits cinemas on February 19, 2016.
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